I’m addicted to PerezHilton.com - Somebody please help me!

May 12, 2008 · Posted in Health Stuff, Humor, Randomness 

I admitted it to my ‘forum friends’ a while back and I was appropriately ridiculed for the admission, so why, you might ask, am I ‘outing’ myself here on the blog? It’s simple. It’s gone beyond pure curiosity - I’ve added it to my ‘list of tabs that auto opens when I open Firefox’. Yes, you heard that correctly. It’s not just CNN.com, FoxNews.com and Google News in the morning anymore. PerezHilton.com has joined the line up of sites that I must read, first thing, before I do anything else (ok, that might be a bit over the top…I do have standards, I read email first…). But lord help me…I just can’t stay away. It’s not the silly paint-applied notes (and drawings) affixed to the images which so lovingly catch todays celebrities (and yesterdays has-beens) in compromising positions - it’s the actual content. Silly, I know. There’s rarely much there - but I read it and laugh and then look around and make sure no one sees what I’m looking at. It’s pathetic really.

Ok - so I’ve admitted it, now what?

Is there a 12 step program for Perezites? (hahaha Perezites…that’s really pathetic that I laughed at that…it’s worse than I thought…)

Ya know, after reading Perez for a few months, I do really just have one question for him…and that is, do you prefer to have people call you Perez or Mario in real life? I know that stars often get freaked out when people call them by their character name and honestly, I guess Perez is more than a character - but is there a line? Is there ever a time when you just want to *be* Mario? (Not that there is anything wrong with being Perez, of course).

I don’t know. My shameless addiction has caused many of my friends to poke fun at me (and I have few doubts that those of you reading this will follow suit) - but I really do like him…he’s funny and I think, much deeper than he wants people to think he is.

So, what’s your shameless (or pathetic) addiction?

That picture above is one I drew of Perez myself, after not being able to find a copyright free version online - given his taste of paint-embellished images, I think he’d be pleased :)

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One Response to “I’m addicted to PerezHilton.com - Somebody please help me!”

  1. Oceans on May 14th, 2008 4:29 pm

    I can’t keep up with him…. Too many posts!! LOLOL
    How much do you think he makes in one year from running that site… Me must get a bajillion hits!! And yes, I know, rude question but it’s a blog… I’m allowed…

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