How I spent my five days off work…
This is pathetic - totally freakin pathetic. I sit here on my couch, drinking home made Orange Julius smoothies, watching a Law & Order SVU Marathon on USA and toying with the idea of shaving my legs.
Yes, this vacation has been a spectacular display of laziness. I guess it wasn’t all lazy - Thursday (day one of the SDoL Vacation) was the last day of school here, so I did have to get up and take Jer to school - funny though, I wondered why I even had to bother, when the bus pulled up at 10:00 AM - a whopping two hours of school…thanks school district!
Friday was somewhat better - but it didn’t get really great until Saturday. You see, Friday night, I went to bed around nine - and when I woke up at 6:00 AM Saturday morning - I couldn’t hold my eyelids open - so I went back to sleep at 7:30 - only to wake up at around noon…just in time for my early afternoon nap - at 2.
My nap at 2 was a little shorter than my early morning nap…I got up at four and milled around the house for a bit - before finally, at 7, calling it a night and heading off to lala land.
Yes, that’s correct….I was up like 5 hours on Saturday…period.
What’s even more pathetic is that after going to bed at 7 PM last night, I still didn’t crawl out of bed until 8 AM this morning.
Yes, I know - that is some spectacular display of laziness.
Tomorrow is the very last day of my vacation and I plan on being just as lazy then as I am now. Except I plan on adding some Rolo’s to the mix. I love me some Rolo’s.
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