We’re out of milk and I refuse to go to the store…
Refuse!
For the second day in a row, my right shoulder has felt like I played a rough game of tackle the man with the football with Emmit Smith and/or some other equally large man with football prowess.
I swear I can feel the ‘hose’ they ran up my jugular when I look to the left. That, in itself, weirds me out beyond words. A helpful co-worker advised me not to look to the left…a difficult feat when you’re attempting to drive without getting killed.
The girlfriend who was instructed (rather specifically I might add) to NEVER call here again, called about 6 minutes ago. I really hope I was not this annoying when I was her age, but I have a sneaking suspicion I was. Again, my apologies go out to Vivian and Valerie. I am going to try harder not to make a point to apologize to my ex-boyfriend’s from my teen years mothers in the future. (No matter how hard I tried, I could not make that sentence look right and/or ok…if you have a suggestion, hit the comments).
I found a really great deal on a 22′ Viewsonic Widescreen Monitor - to bad I’m not in the market.
The most annoying sound to ever come out of the TV is the sound of the background music to Viva Piñata. A sound I hear way to much.
It just took me like 7 minutes to get the ñ to work. That’s a lot of work for an ñ. Note: Firefox = Grrr
Oh, score! Guess what? The AC company we had come out a month ago never cashed the check I gave them, so I called them to find out what the heck was going on…their answer, “I dunno, let me look and call you back.” So they didn’t call me back so I called again (I’m starting to wonder how they stay in business, seriously) and they said, “Well, we can’t find it, just put a stop payment on it and forget it, I have no idea what happened to it!” Can you see why I wonder how they stay in business? I mean, aside from this being Phoenix and it being hotter than heck here most of the year? To add, their website is ‘turned off’. Strange. And Score!
Anyway, I am gonna go veg in front of the TV and relax. My shoulder is really bothering me a lot. No, I’m still not going to the store!
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Hey Brandy,
“”I am going to try harder not to make a point to apologize to my ex-boyfriend’s from my teen years mothers in the future. (No matter how hard I tried, I could not make that sentence look right and/or ok…if you have a suggestion, hit the comments).”"
JUST SAY…”IN FUTURE, I WILL MAKE A POINT NOT TO SPEAK TO POINTLESS PEOPLE!” DONE!!
No, no, no… the most annoying sounds to ever come out of a TV are as follows:
The La Quinta Motel theme song (la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
Billy Mays here for OXICLEAN (pick a product!)
My name is (put candidate’s name here), and I approve this message…